Zero Trust Issues Funny Cybersecurity T-Shirt – Geeky DevOps / IT Security Tee
Do you have trust issues? Don’t worry – in the cloud, that’s a feature, not a bug.
This “Zero Trust Issues” T-shirt is the perfect mix of sarcasm, geek humor, and cybersecurity wisdom. Featuring a chilled-out padlock character, MFA device, and laptop with neon comic-style artwork, this tee makes the ultimate gift for programmers, sysadmins, DevOps engineers, cloud architects, and anyone who spends their day living by the “Never Trust, Always Verify” model.
Whether you’re at work, a hackathon, or just flexing your inner geek at the coffee shop, this shirt will get laughs (and maybe a few re-authentication requests).
✅ Product Highlights
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Premium unisex T-shirt, soft cotton blend
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Vibrant neon comic-style print: “ZERO TRUST ISSUES – Please re-authenticate our relationship”
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Perfect for cybersecurity pros, DevOps engineers, and IT geeks
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Lightweight, breathable, and machine washable
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Available in multiple colors & sizes
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Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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