Stay Indexed T-Shirt | Funny Database Engineer & DBA Tee
For every database admin who has survived a Deadlock Victim or cursed at a Query Timeout — this one’s for you.
The Stay Indexed tee is a sarcastic, comic-style tribute to the everyday chaos of database management. With bold graphics, a raised fist of defiance, and classic DBA nightmares like Foreign Key Violation and Check Constraint Failed, this shirt celebrates the resilience (and caffeine) that keeps databases alive.
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Comic-Book Style Design: Bright yellow error bubbles, distressed lettering, and a bold clenched fist for maximum geek impact.
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Inside Joke Apparel: Perfect for DBAs, backend devs, and engineers who live in SQL hell.
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Comfort Meets Sarcasm: Premium 100% cotton tee, soft yet durable for long coding marathons.
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Perfect Geek Gift: A must-have for hackathons, database meetups, or as a snarky office shirt.
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Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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