Mainframes Never Die Hoodie – Retro Tech Sarcasm for DevOps Legends
Because if you're still debugging COBOL in 2025… you deserve a hoodie that says so.
This ultra-comfy white hoodie is a love letter to the undead world of mainframes.
Ideal for tech enthusiasts and those with a quirky sense of humor, this sweatshirt is excellent for gatherings centered around gaming, pop culture, or just lounging at home. It serves as a fantastic gift for birthdays and holidays like Halloween or Comic-Con. Its versatile design fits seamlessly into everyday life, ensuring you nourish your personal style without sacrificing comfort.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a customizable fit.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a sleek look.
- Made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for a soft, durable fabric.
- Available embroidery options provide a personalized touch.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible. Need to return something? Just let us know.
Embracing small joys
Each item is designed to blend harmoniously with your living space while adding a unique touch. We aspire to bring balance and enrichment to everyday life.