Knight of the Quarter-End T-Shirt | Funny Sales & Procurement Meme Tee
⚔️ For every deal stuck in “Signature Pending”…
The Knight of the Quarter-End T-shirt is a hilarious medieval-style parody for sales reps, procurement folks, and anyone who has survived the quarter-end grind. Featuring a bold knight illustration with a shield marked 99% Signature Pending and a banner that reads Waiting for Procurement, this shirt captures the never-ending battle of POs, approvals, and shifting timelines.
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Medieval Poster Design: Retro illustration of a weary knight, armor-clad and waiting for procurement’s blessing.
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Relatable Humor: Perfect for SaaS sales teams, account execs, procurement managers, and cloud deal closers.
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Quarter-End Reality: “Works in the deck. Ships next quarter.” — the ultimate sales inside joke.
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Comfort & Style: Premium cotton fabric, breathable and soft, great for office wear or sales kickoff events.
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Perfect Gift: A must-have for sales teams, pre-sales engineers, or procurement friends who live in QBRs and EoQ chaos.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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